Characters:
Arc
Kryal
Apple
BMB
McGill
Ali-A
SDW
Jibib
[Only added on request]
1-1: Lone Slayers are no more
Kryal and his alter-ego Arc were bored of slaying idiotic cliche henchmen left and right with his Soul Sabre, so he sat down, and a flyer caught his attention.
CN ass kickage association.
Kryal was interested in CN, so he walked for miles, finding a trace of CN, using what materials were by him to survive. This, he knew, was the beginning of a living Valhalla.
1-2: Wow, Anti Climactic!
After a rather anti climactic journey, a shack called 'CN' was found. Kryal kicked the door open, and entered.
"Client, or new blood?" Shouted a mysterious voice, the room was too dark to see properly.
"I guess I'm new blood." Kryal sighed.
"Get in that Go-Kart and race me"
"Racing someone in a Go-Kart has no relevan.."
"Shut up and get in that Go-Kart."
"Well turn the lights on first."
Some lights turned on.
"Nice Tardis style thing."
"GET IN THAT ****ING GO-KART!!!!"
Wondering how he could go inside a tank which was smaller than a F1 car, he awquardly cramped his legs in the tank which couldn't fire. A standard Dry Bomber, friend of all snakers and skeletal turtles alike.
A Lakitu came down and started and completed the countdown, both racers boosted at the start, then the first corner was relatively easy, then came a fork, boost the straight/snake or drive normally was the descision to make, and Kryal chose to be fancy. Using this trick Kryal saw the other Racer's emblem, it was an Apple. The racer thrown a Red Shell, which smashed into the back of Kryal's Dry Bomber and flipped. Annoyed, Kryal smashed into the side of the other racer's kart and the other racer tried to punch Kryal, but a boost ramp shifted him to safety, but a winged blue shell came speeding by to attack. Try as he might, Kryal couldn't dodge the incoming missile and flew into the air, and fell out of the Dry Bomber. Kryal let Arc take over, Arc used his wings to fly to the other racer's position and dive bombed him like the blue missile that set him free from the tiny tank. A row started very quickly, and both racers were going nowhere. Arc then switched to Kryal and pulled his Soul Sabre out, quickly used his Cryogenics attack to lower his obviously stolen from Megaman X7 WE (Weapon Energy) to power the Soul Sabre and let loose on the racer. Then the racer broke free from the ice and clutched Kryal by the neck and disarmed him and drained his WE. This race was obviously over.
1-3: Crap, Prison.
Kryal took his bearings, he was in a cramped cell, tied to an iron ring fixed onto the wall, it would take years to get out. A man patrolled, and came to Kryal’s cell.
“WELCOME TO Y.I.D.D.O.W!! YOU GET TO BE TORTURED BY MY INSANE RANTINGS WHILE I PLAY WARIOWARE!!”
“Woohoo” Kryal sighed in sarcasm.
A few painful hours later, and Kryal decided to switch to Arc, he could take no more of the torture known as Y.I.D.D.O.W. Arc then took his bearings, Arc was a more tactical version of Kryal, and he found a weakness in the iron ring. He then put his foot in the ring, and pushed the weakness until it broke. He then removed the iron ring from the wall and crawled through the passage it left. Arc decided to reattach the iron ring as well as he could to the wall. The passage was cramped, but perfectly negotiable. His toe decided to ache a lot, after breaking the ring, but Arc knew not to switch, otherwise, due to the sheer size of the Soul Sabre scabbard would crush Kryal, and they had only one body to share. Arc found an opening, it was where the Admin room was, and Arc found the mysterious racer that so easily stopped his Soul Sabre. There were three guards, all looking around to detect trouble. They never saw the camouflaged body of Arc.
1-4: Hey, some actual action. Nope. It’s mainly an explanation.
Arc surveyed the guards’ looking patterns, they were very irregular. Arc started to manipulate the guards using his magic into surveying desirable patterns to jump down into. Arc found his opportunity to flip into the Admin room. This time, the Skull Eye that Arc possessed was on his side. The Skull Eye had come to Arc by an accident, the same accident that fused Kryal and Arc together. Because of the accident, during surgery, the surgeons had to replace half of Arc’s face with a genetically created mask. The accident had given Arc his wings and the power to drive thoughts. Kryal had been gifted with WE and the knowledge of where the Soul Sabre was. However, Kryal and Arc’s brothers however, were not found after the accident. This changed the two’s emotions so much they decided to locate the Soul Sabre and find them.
Back to the present, Arc had flipped down into the Admin Room. Both Admins had turned to see the event.
“I know him, take the hits he throws.” Instructed the racer. Arc punched, being blocked by the other admin. Then he flew over and found himself frozen. Arc knew that this was the Cryogenics attack that only Kryal uses.
“I’m used to copying, I copy and edit, and then create.” Arc then switched to Kryal, escaping by used Heat Wave. Then Kryal used Falcon Punch, he knew how to do the legendary attack by training under Captain Falcon, and he was guided on how to dodge it. The other person flinched. Kryal dashed to the other person and let loose with a barrage of regular punches and kicks, when the other Admin came to his senses, he threw the racer onto the other Admin. Then a person ran in, shouting “KRYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!” Yet again, Kryal was defeated, as the person kicked Kryal squarely in the crotch.
1-5: Onoes massive speech ahead.
Kryal had just taken a hit to the crotch, this was time to switch to Arc. Arc grabbed the man in the arm and threw him.
“Don’t bother SDW.”
“Grrrr. I was about to finish him.”
“That’s Cobra’s job.”
“Fill me in. Or I’ll Show your moves!”
“Gah, ah well, you wanted to join, and it looks like you will. I’m Apple, Missile Expert and Co-Commander. This is Gianni, our leader.”
“Hm.” Said Gianni.
“Who is THAT guy?” Kryal inquired.
“Sir_De_Wario, but everyone calls him SDW. He’s an all rounder, but not in torture.”
“ I know that from experience.”
“There’s quite a lot of people really, you’ll get to know them. Now get out of the Admin Room.”
“Hehe. See ya.”
Arc found himself lost very quickly, but ended up in the General Members Area. Looks immediately fell on Arc.
“I’m Badmanbas, I’m the moderator around here. You caused quite the upset. Anyway, most people have gone to their home, you should too.”
“I sorta can’t, I left it a long time ago. Plus, where the hell is my Soul Sabre?”
“Can’t give it to ya at the moment. Just stay here and sleep then. Anyway, newcomers usually have to enter a pit and survive, but we can’t do that. I wanna know what that mask is. It moves so well with your face.”
“Read up on P-R8, that’ll explain why. Unless you don’t have copies of investigation files.”
“I think I’ll get you to get that tomorrow. Anyway, get some sleep under you.”
Chapter One END
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